Part 1.
1. When people say "gravy" for "sauce."- Right off the bat you should all know that I am very Italian. So when I hear people call my favorite thing in the world, "gravy," I want to make a direct call to some of friends just so they can teach them a lesson. Its not gravy. Gravy is brown and goes on mash potatoes, meatloaf, turkey, and peas. Sauce is red and goes on pasta and steak. This can not be negotiated. They are two completely different things and they cant and shall not be interchanged. Also on the same topic...people who put ketchup on their pasta AS sauce = epic fail and should be SHOT on site.
2. Phrases like "I go now." And "I be right back." - I know a few people that talk like this in their 20's and so help me God its like I want to shove a shiv in one eye and pull it out just so I can say "Eye go now too." And "Eye be right back." But heres the kicker... they wont be back. It just bothers me that people who are supposed to be mature adults can actually sound like little damn children. I just want to fucking yell at these people to act their damn age and say "I'M" I mean really, it might have been cute at a young age to say "Ok I go bye bye now." But its not cute in your 20's.
3. Croc's, sandals, and flip flop's - I despise all three of these things. I will start with croc's. Firstly, they are God awful to look at. Secondly with those holes and the material they are made out of has proven to cause injuries to little kids. Sandals are just ridiculous. Same goes for flip flops. I guess this all comes down to the fact that wearing these things just shows how lazy we all are. Except me of course, I wear converses. I actually bend down and use the lost art of tying my shoes.
Part II. - Wrestling.
This will be the first of many blogs on what has happened during the week of wrestling on TV. I realize that this is only a thursday and there is Friday Night Smackdown to blog about but I will do that on either Saturday Night or hell even Sunday. Anyway, enough talking about that let me start with Monday Night Raw.
Batista as the Guest Host - Ehh...ok fine. I am not the biggest Batista fan in the world, but I can understand why he was in that role. He hates Orton, Orton hates him, I get it.
15 person trade between all three brands - There was a draft after Wrestlemania. Why would they do one now? Whatever the case may be, Raw and Smackdown get stronger and ECW stays the same honestly. Sure ECW lost Bourne, Swagger, Henry, Finlay and The Hart Dynasty. But, they gained Shelton (again), Regal (thank God), Goldust (who should turn heel), and The Bella Twins (who are incredibly hot).
Tournament to face Orton at Night of Champions - Triple H vs MVP and John Cena vs Miz. Did anyone in the world see these two matches going any differently? I mean really, MVP has done nothing since trying to upstage Orton months ago. And besides that he was involved in a title race that he has won before. And the night before Raw, Miz got squashed on a Pay Per View. How could he bounce back from that and get a chance to fight for a title shot no less?
Bourne, Swagger, and Henry to Raw - I actually like these moves. Bourne put up one hell of a fight against Randy, so that made him look great. Swagger not facing him was fantastic, and it ACTUALLY made sense. Why would a heel face another heel? And Henry pinning the champ.... im ok with it. He got a big win, but I am sure it will be over shadowed by the fact that Orton was tired and injured.
The rest of Raw was completely mediocre, but hey that is not saying much because well... it usually is anyway.
Extreme Championship Wrestling - I loved it. Absolutely loved it.
Shelton Benjamin is Hilarious - Thank God he cut that promo because it set the pace for an amazing show.
The trade - Ok so I told you who ECW got in the trade, and I told you I am a fan of this. So there is no need to go over it again.
The real story of the show was FCW - Thats right. Florida Championship Wrestling was in full effect on Tuesday night and it made for a great show. Yoshitatsu is a great Japanese wrestler who came to the WWE looking for a brand new start and now that he is on ECW, he will definitely get the chance to do so, and since I am follower of Japanese wrestling, I will tell you all right now to look out for him on ECW. Abraham Washington is a great talker and has solid charisma. The talk show is a good idea for him, the only thing I can say is that he needs to be more heel in what he does. Sheamus is probably my favorite right now to stay on the main roster. He is big, he is tough, he is agile. The man knows what he is doing in that ring and I cant wait to see him more. Tyler Reks, is a great high flyer and I know he will be a nice addition to ECW.
The Tag Team Match - Good Tag team match as the main event. I loved the love hate relationship between Kozlov and Regal. That could be a great feud, or a bad feud. Its just a matter of if they do it.
